Help Wanted


“Do You Have What It Takes…
To Be A LaunchCrafter?”

We Have More Projects Coming In Than We
Have Hair – And We Need Your Help.

From the desk of: The 3 guys, 2 dogs and 5 kids behind LaunchCrafters
Wednesday, 4:38 PM CST
RE: We need help… FAST.

Dear Copywriters looking for a kick-ass gig,

Here we are, a company that specializes in launching companies, brands, products, etc. and we have no time to officially launch our own company.  Why?

Two reasons.  One is because our current clients are keeping us busier than a taxi cab driver in New York City on a Friday night.  And two, we have more new clients and potential clients coming in that even an entire Army could handle.

So what do we do? Well, we can either find people who have the skills we’re looking for, hook them up, and bring them into the LaunchCrafter family. Or, we could just keep turning new clients down because of our workload.

Besides, our wives would really like to see us a little more, and having some people to help lighten the workload would sure make a lot of people happy!

Who We’re Looking For Right Now

Ideally we’d like to find a woman who is about 5′7″ tall, long blonde hair, loves long walks on the beach, enjoys a good movie, and has some really, really… wait a second.  Wrong ad.

At this very moment, we currently have openings for copywriters.  Heavy-hitting, take-no-prisioners-type copywriters.  Copywriters who know what it takes to sell both information as well as physical products online.  Copywriters who are professional – yet not afraid to think way outside the box.  Copywriters who have the skills to write long salesletter-type copy.  Copywriters who have harnessed the raw power of writing hypnotic email copy.

Copywriters who can stick to deadlines.  Copywriters who are looking to form a long-term relationship with us.  Copywriters who have been around the block and know how to razzle-dazzle readers and make their copy POP.

We’re not just seeking copywriters who have experience in writing long copy salesletters (like the ones you typically see on ClickBank), we also need copywriters who have experience in writing copy for all sorts of products – both for online and offline salesletters.

How It’ll All Work

Although we cannot go into many details here for competitive reasons, we’re looking for a few copywriters who can work with us ongoing.  We have a massive backlog of projects for a few clients who have become “Launch-Happy” and they’re planning the most aggressive product launch plans we’ve ever seen.  (Heck, one of our clients is aiming to do a Billion dollars next year.)

So if you have copywriting experience and can show us some samples of your work, contact us.

If chosen, we’ll put you on our A-list of copywriters and provide you with work as projects pop up that we feel you’d be a great fit for.  And yes, yes, yes… We compensate people very well and there are many ongoing opportunities we can work together on.  So don’t worry.

Notice: We’re not looking for a quick wham-bham here’s your copy man – and you’re gone type of thing.  Please don’t do that to us.  We want to love you long time and keep feeding you projects for many years.

Contact Us Today

So if you’re a Copywriting Rock Star read to suit up for your next gig, contact us and let’s talk.  Be sure to include any and all information you can tell us about yourself that will sell us on why you should be one of the few copywriters we’re looking to put onto our A-list.

Thank you,

The LaunchCrafters Team